Dear Jim, after consulting my list of Facebook friends, I decided that you were uniquely qualified to answer a question that has been foremost on my mind and I fear I will not sleep until I get a satisfactory answer.
Is it possible for every car insurance company to have the lowest rates? Thank you in advance for your help.
Best regards, your friend,
Chuck
Dear Charlie,
First of all, allow me to dispel any over-confidence that I'm qualified to do anything above and beyond showering and dressing myself.
I'm equally shaky about consulting a Facebook friends list in search of any solid information beyond learning that a friend's 2yr old just shit on the kitchen table or...
Viewing a tasty entree which is becoming ice cold as Facebook friend is conducting a professional photo shoot in order to brag about some stupid dinner recipe they found on a Martha Stewart blog in order to cause the rest of us to feel inadequate about our miserable lot in life as we cram a box of Kraft Mac and cheese down our face while contemplating suicide.
You'll also see stupid pics of some vacation full of friends who never call, updated status from a friend whose grandpa also just shit on the kitchen table and a random blurb that "Jenny is now in her 7-thousandth relationship" confirming what we're all thinking...that she is a whore. But, according to her post, she is soooo happy.
That said, unfortunately, Pontchartrain Press adheres to strict "no endorsement" media values for objectivity appearances.
I greatly appreciate your email but I must retrieve my Tombstone Pizza from the oven. I plan to enjoy it with a frosty Amstel Light while watching an episode of The Blacklist, starring James Spader as part of NBCs Must See Thursday- 9/8central. If there's time, I might enjoy 8 essential vitamins and minerals via a bowl of Lucky Charms.
By the way, I DID save 15 percent or more in 15 minutes prior to reading your email.
Regards,
Jim Patrick
Pontchartrain Press
Copyright Pontchartrain Press, 2015
Is it possible for every car insurance company to have the lowest rates? Thank you in advance for your help.
Best regards, your friend,
Chuck
Dear Charlie,
First of all, allow me to dispel any over-confidence that I'm qualified to do anything above and beyond showering and dressing myself.
I'm equally shaky about consulting a Facebook friends list in search of any solid information beyond learning that a friend's 2yr old just shit on the kitchen table or...
Viewing a tasty entree which is becoming ice cold as Facebook friend is conducting a professional photo shoot in order to brag about some stupid dinner recipe they found on a Martha Stewart blog in order to cause the rest of us to feel inadequate about our miserable lot in life as we cram a box of Kraft Mac and cheese down our face while contemplating suicide.
You'll also see stupid pics of some vacation full of friends who never call, updated status from a friend whose grandpa also just shit on the kitchen table and a random blurb that "Jenny is now in her 7-thousandth relationship" confirming what we're all thinking...that she is a whore. But, according to her post, she is soooo happy.
That said, unfortunately, Pontchartrain Press adheres to strict "no endorsement" media values for objectivity appearances.
I greatly appreciate your email but I must retrieve my Tombstone Pizza from the oven. I plan to enjoy it with a frosty Amstel Light while watching an episode of The Blacklist, starring James Spader as part of NBCs Must See Thursday- 9/8central. If there's time, I might enjoy 8 essential vitamins and minerals via a bowl of Lucky Charms.
By the way, I DID save 15 percent or more in 15 minutes prior to reading your email.
Regards,
Jim Patrick
Pontchartrain Press
Copyright Pontchartrain Press, 2015
