Sexting is quite the phone phenomenon. I went out with a girl, Alicia, for a short while who loved to engage in the occasional "sext" message. I don’t think I’m very good at it actually.
One day my phone beeped and, out of the blue, there it was…a very suggestive picture from Alicia with the following caption:
“And what are YOU wearing? LOL!”
Jim Patrick:
One day my phone beeped and, out of the blue, there it was…a very suggestive picture from Alicia with the following caption:
“And what are YOU wearing? LOL!”
Jim Patrick:
A pair of jeans, a white tee-shirt, a belt, boxer shorts, Doc Martins and a Red Sox cap.
Alicia:
Alicia:
LOL! Uh, I wasn’t being literal. Did you like the pic?
Jim Patrick:
Jim Patrick:
I did indeed. Can I show it to Jeff?
Alicia:
Alicia:
Um, NO! So…do U have a pic to send? xoxo
Jim Patrick:
Jim Patrick:
Sure…
Alicia:LoL! Who IS that??? I meant, do you have something a little more "R" Rated to send?
Jim Patrick:Oh…sorry, how bout this?
Alicia:LoL! Who IS that??? I meant, do you have something a little more "R" Rated to send?
Jim Patrick:Oh…sorry, how bout this?
Alicia:Um…I meant more like explicit in HUMAN nature...Lol!
Jim Patrick:
Alicia:
Uh, how about we go with something a bit more daring. Something you wouldn't just show to everyone.
Jim Patrick:
Alicia:
HAHA! Very daring…but I’m thinking more like a REAL human pic. Something dirty. :)
Jim Patrick:
Alicia:
How about one of YOU?? Something suggestive...with YOU in it.
Jim Patrick:
Oh, now I understand...How about this?
Oh, now I understand...How about this?
Alicia:WTF??
Jim Patrick:
It is suggestive in that the photo “suggests” that I am about to do harm to this defenseless little kitty cat.
Alicia:
Alicia:
How bout we skip the pics for now and, since you’re a writer, why don’t you just write something sexy. Cute cat btw.
Jim Patrick:
Ok, here goes... I would never, of course, do harm to a kitty cat. I love kitty cats…I enjoy petting them, loving them and kissing them. I especially love having a kitty cat straddling my lap, by the fireplace on a chilly evening, on the sofa, on the floor, on the staircase...anyplace actually. As kitties go, sometimes they jump off my lap after they feel that they need a break, but they always come back...sometimes three of four times. Which is fine with me...because I am always up for accommodating the kitty cat several times per day if necessary.
Alicia:
Huh??
Jim Patrick:
That was euphemism sex-talk. Pretty good huh? Now I'm really worked UP! How bout U?
I don't hear from Alicia anymore...I suppose she's a dog lover.
Copyright Pontchartrain Press, 2015
Copyright Pontchartrain Press, 2015
