I developed my own 10 question template which is guaranteed to bring nothing of value to your life and may possibly cause cancer-- which is why we're offering it absolutely free:
I'm so tired of being assaulted by political polls, questionnaires, options and Nickelback music. People over think everything...except Nickelback.
If I could make all life decisions based on a fast food combo menu it would make my life so much easier...until I'm able to move to a sustainable outpost on Mars.
I stumbled upon an ad boasting a surefire set of 10 questions to ask in order to save time in ascertaining whether or not someone is a good person to date. What???
This must be one powerful set of questions, as we've seen two-thousand presidential debates this year and, still, the burning election year question that I believe all of us are asking is "What's up with Miley Cyrus joining The Voice?"
Here's MY scientific survey-- get ready to swipe right ladies:
1. What's your favorite food?
2. How did question one affect your life?
3. Between question one and two, which did you like best?
4. If question one were a super hero, which one would it be?
5. Would you see the movie?
6. Do you like anal? I'm kidding. If question one were a person, do you think that it might like anal?
7. Of all presidential candidates and question one, who do you trust to bring sexy back?
8. Remind me of your answer to question one again...I forgot.
9. Question one just asked ME a question. Weird.
10. So, how about dinner tonight?
I really don't need a masterful, psychological grid of questions to determine a good dating match. If I ask for a date and she says yes...I immediately question her judgment.
I'll take the number five combo, please?
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